1 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,769 Rise and shine! 2 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:03,146 Honey, 6:45. Wow! 3 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,774 Oh, god. It makes me look fat, doesn't it? 4 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,527 No, it makes you look great. 5 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,988 Really? Thank you, honey. 6 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:14,366 Rise and shine. Rise and shine. 7 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,494 Brennan. Time to get up. 8 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,955 Look out! What happened? 9 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,958 Sorry. Thought it was an earthquake. 10 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,502 First day of school, guy. 11 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,630 You know, I reviewed all my classes last night on-line. 12 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:31,300 I could do the entire seventh grade from my desk... 13 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,427 Without ever having to go to school. 14 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,013 Wow. — so, can I? 15 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,098 - Sure. - Really? 16 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,975 When pigs fly! 17 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:49,067 - — Morning, daddy. - Morning, honey. Nervous? 18 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:52,738 Nope. One sandwich, lettuce and avocado, mustard only... 19 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:55,324 Sliced apple, three cookies, a jell-o... 20 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,451 String cheese, a spoon and a napkin. 21 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:00,162 - And a blue ice block. - — what are you talking about? 22 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:03,332 - My lunch, dad. - Lunch. Right. 23 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:06,460 - — Okay. Got it. - Dad, relax. 24 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,129 Don't freak out on your first Mr. Mom day. 25 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:10,964 Lunches are easy. 26 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:14,092 I'll help you. You'll get the hang of it. Go on. 27 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,427 - — Go on. - Okay. 28 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,625 Oh, no. Beethoven! 29 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,445 Oh, no. 30 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,824 Not again. Honey, don't use the—- 31 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,120 who took the toilet seat? 32 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,457 Beethoven! 33 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,628 Come on, kids. Let's go. 34 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:36,258 - See you. Take care of dad. - 'Bye, Beethoven. 35 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,678 - Brennan, you want to start the car? - — yeah. Later, dad. 36 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,888 -'Bye, dad. —'bye. Good luck. 37 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,856 Honey, you look great. They're gonna love you. 38 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,320 Honey, don't forget. 39 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,781 It's only till George comes back from Europe. 40 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:03,076 I know, but it just seems so unfair that he's staying with us... 41 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,830 When there's so many skiers in the alps he could be rescuing. 42 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,959 Okay, wish me luck. 43 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:14,296 Good luck, but you're not gonna need it. 44 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:30,520 You are sleeping outside from... 45 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,106 Now until eternity! 46 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,929 Splendid, splendid. But you missed a spot. 47 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,639 Sorry, Mr. Simmons. 48 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,141 Yes, I should think so, too. 49 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,912 Michelangelo. 50 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,081 Wa key, wa key. 51 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,500 It's breakfast time, my lad. 52 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:41,174 What have we got? Eggs and backey? Not quite. 53 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,677 Vegetarian breakfast, as usual. 54 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,555 There we are. Lovely. 55 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,109 All done? 56 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,616 - Morning, dad. - — morning, honey. 57 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,664 - Push «enter.» —»enter»? 58 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,715 Thanks, honey. 59 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,095 - It's a new portable modem. - Neat, huh? 60 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:12,098 - —Yeah, dad. - All right. I'm hot. 61 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:16,102 I am very excited. I'm gonna tell the design guys about this! 62 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,896 Dad, wait! 63 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:27,113 Dad! Dad, wait! 64 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,250 Your socks don't match. 65 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,924 Well, when you own the company, nobody mentions it. 66 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,634 But, dad! 67 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,931 You said you'd push me on my roller blades today. Remember? 68 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,436 No. I said tomorrow. 69 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,608 Yeah, but you said that yesterday. 70 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:12,701 Good morning, sir. Microsedge stock is up three and one-eighth. 71 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,911 All right. That's good. That's good. 72 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:18,999 Simmons, you hold down the fort while I'm off making more millions. 73 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,752 As usual, sir. 74 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,891 Oh, no! Mr. Sedgwick! 75 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,316 I'm ready. 76 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,083 Morning, Michelangelo. 77 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,086 - Morning, miss Sedgwick. - — morning, Simmons. 78 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,025 Hey, good boy. Here you go. 79 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,278 I know you like it. — oh, no, please! Miss Madison... 80 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,156 No meat products. You'll give him gas. 81 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,408 And that would be most unpleasant. 82 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,244 Don't tempt Michelangelo, Madison. 83 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:22,080 You know what his psychic nutritionist said about bacon. 84 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:25,834 - One piece. She'll never know. - She knows already. 85 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,546 I love breakfast! I'll tell you, Simmons. 86 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,715 Buying sedgefood. Com was the best thing reg ever did. 87 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,094 Oh, yes, madam. Convenience above all. 88 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,472 Mom, aren't you gonna have some real breakfast? 89 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,642 I can't. I got a nude sit—in against fur at 10:00. 90 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:46,354 Any extra weight is gonna be pretty obvious in my birthday suit. 91 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,981 Simmons, call my attorney. 92 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:51,401 Have one of his people, a woman, bail me out around 11:00. 93 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,069 Yes, ma'am. 94 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,739 - — Mom, can I start riding lessons today? - Madison. 95 00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:00,910 I don't know. I have issues with the whole humans—on—horses situation. 96 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,413 Then, may I have a friend over after school? 97 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,833 Not «may I? Can I?» you empower yourself, maddy. 98 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,793 You don't need anyone's permission. 99 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,545 Well, then, can I? — no... 100 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,132 Because your trainer is coming when your reflexologist leaves. 101 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,968 And when he's done, you've got an aromatherapy session. 102 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,679 We'll talk later. How do I look? It doesn't matter. 103 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,765 It's all for the cause. 'Bye! 'Bye! 104 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,277 Wanna pull me on my roller blades, Michelangelo? 105 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,279 - No, please. Madison. 106 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:40,074 Not while Michelangelo is meditating. 107 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,460 - This doesn't belong in a greeting card. 108 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,545 It belongs in a museum. 109 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,052 «roses are red, violets are blue 110 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,346 «I'm sad and lonely because of you» 111 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,724 all right, it's lame. I don't write this stuff. 112 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,142 But the illustration's good. 113 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,274 That's why they pay me the low-to—medium—size bucks. 114 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,155 This is the first in a whole newline. 115 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,908 If they like this one, I get 'em all. 116 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,411 Stay! 117 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,164 Do not touch anything. 118 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,833 Do not breathe on anything. 119 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,905 Come to papa. 120 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,911 This is a big opportunity for me... 121 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,164 And now the painting's a total loss. 122 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,751 After Brennan spent so many hours posing for it. 123 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,211 Dad, he didn't mean to-... 124 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,339 Sara, your father has the floor. 125 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:03,301 - Richard, go ahead. - — my deadline was already tight, but now-... 126 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,387 Time's up, dad. 127 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,604 The pot roast would have been excellent. 128 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,274 - — The Mac and cheese was tasty. - Yeah. 129 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,735 Really! 130 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,820 Do you think you can fix the painting? 131 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,573 In time, which I don't have. 132 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,576 Plus, it sort of hurts to hold a paintbrush. 133 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,414 Well, that brings us to new business. 134 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,001 I had a few extra minutes at work today, and... 135 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,253 I decided to run some numbers. 136 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,256 As you can see... 137 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,258 »b.b.» means «before Beethoven.» 138 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,469 «a.b.» means «after Beethoven.» 139 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,305 now, I really think the chart speaks for itself. 140 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,099 This dog is really costing us... 141 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,102 And I didn't even figure in the latest fiasco. 142 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,438 - Point of clarification? - Yes. 143 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:02,151 - What's a fiasco? - It's a disaster, a farce, a breakdown. 144 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,160 0h, honey. 145 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,957 I know you've gotten attached to Beethoven. I mean, we all have. 146 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,129 But I just don't think there's enough room in this household... 147 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,131 For a dog like Beethoven. 148 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,219 - In fact, I don't think there's a household... 149 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:32,140 With room enough in the entire universe for a dog like Beethoven. 150 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,809 Sorry, mom. Time's up. 151 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,728 I guess that concludes the family meeting! 152 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,319 I love these intimate family gatherings. 153 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,533 What do you think mom meant by the house not being big enough? 154 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,537 - Well, I think it means she's thinking about getting rid of Beethoven. 155 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,584 Come on. Get over it. I mean, he's not even our real dog anyway. 156 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,211 I know. You don't have to remind me. 157 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,257 Maybe now's a good time to hit 'em up for a new pet. 158 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,926 Something a little smaller, like a cow? 159 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,556 Phoebe's out. 160 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,398 - I wish we brought Beethoven. - — oh, no, the gate. 161 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,277 - Beethoven! — Beethoven, help! 162 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,457 Brennan! What do we do? 163 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,513 - — Yes! - Come on, Sara. Let's go. 164 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,265 Thanks, Beethoven. Come on, boy. 165 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,809 We can't let him go. We need a plan. 166 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:02,980 Okay, okay. Give me a couple of days, and I'll think of something. 167 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:16,160 That's okay. I was finished. 168 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,915 Guess what, Sara. I'm about to put the cookies in the oven. 169 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,752 They're gonna be warm and chewy, and you can't have any! 170 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,837 Sorry, dad. Current events. 171 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,716 - Oh, no! 172 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,010 Who let the dog in? 173 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,807 You're not helping your case here, pal. 174 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,476 Oatmeal-drop cookies. 175 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,030 So, did you think of a plan? 176 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,783 It's only been three days. Give me a break. 177 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,953 Besides, I'm really behind on my math homework. 178 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,789 I knew you wouldn't have a plan. 179 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,166 So, here, I do have a plan. 180 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,668 Look at this! 181 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,384 Hi, honey. 182 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,433 Don't you dare! 183 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,812 - Beethoven! - Oh, no! 184 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,946 Beethoven barfed all over me! 185 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,157 How gross is that? 186 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,747 Okay, my math homework, one semester. 187 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,042 A whole semester? Forget it, then. 188 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,590 Fine. See you, Beethoven. 189 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,594 Fine! One semester. 190 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,515 Oh, great. 191 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,143 That's fabulous. All right. 192 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,437 I'll let you know. Okay. 193 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,024 - — They gonna take him? - Well, if we want to. 194 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,276 They're really gonna miss him. 195 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,029 He was never gonna be able to stay with us forever. 196 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:18,407 - Sooner or later, they'll have to miss him. - I guess. 197 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,117 0h, Richard. 198 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,621 They're a really nice family. They live on a huge farm. 199 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,791 I mean, Beethoven will have chickens to chase... 200 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,461 Barns to burn and cows to stampede. 201 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,296 He'll be in heaven. 202 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,134 You're right, as usual. 203 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,720 So, that settles it. 204 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,474 You tell the kids we 're getting rid of Beethoven. 205 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,559 Thanks, honey. Gotta work. 206 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,228 Speaking of chickens... 207 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,571 Get rid of him! 208 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,329 - Hello, bill. - Beth! 209 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,915 Good to see you. 210 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,379 So, I suppose you're looking for Richard. 211 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,507 Well, I think I might be able to find him... 212 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,759 For you around here somewhere. 213 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,803 So, I'll do that. 214 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,931 Why don't you sit down? 215 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,352 Richard! Bill's here! 216 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,022 Richard? Richard! 217 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,235 - Over here. 218 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,905 - What are you doing? 219 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:43,451 He's here for the painting, the one Beethoven ruined. 220 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,786 - So? 221 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,331 I haven't fixed it yet. — what? 222 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,751 Why? Richard! 223 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,545 Because I thought he was coming next week. 224 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:55,921 Who's this? 225 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,424 «I don't need to write things down in a notebook... 226 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,385 «...because I have a photographic memory.» 227 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,137 you were right. I was wrong. 228 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,056 Can we discuss this later, please? Honey, go stall him. 229 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,934 This is not my responsibility. — what? 230 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,315 You said, «I want to go back to work, spread my wings, challenge myself.» 231 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,151 did I say no? No, I said, «okay, honey. 232 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:20,571 «I'll stay home, convert the garage into a studio, be a freelancer. 233 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,240 «I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll handle the kids.» 234 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,659 and all ask in return... 235 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,789 Is if I'm ever late for a deadline, and the client shows up unexpectedly... 236 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:33,250 That you stall him while I try to figure out what to do. 237 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,169 Remember? 238 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:39,340 I remember the first part. I don't remember the stall-your-boss part. 239 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,426 Okay, fine. I'll beg. 240 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,804 Is that what you want me to do? I'll beg. 241 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,806 Richard, please. — please! 242 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:51,769 You stunning, sexy, gorgeous, perfect woman! 243 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,814 Stall him for me! 244 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,279 Please. 245 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,077 Bill, do you want some coffee? 246 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,956 - Yeah, cream and sugar. Thanks! - What are you gonna do? 247 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,670 I don't know. Stall him. 248 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,892 Melinda. Your dog's gonna do fine. 249 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,186 Thanks. Come on, boy. 250 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,855 Why me? 251 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,483 Come on, girl. 252 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,006 - Beethoven! - Hold on to him, Sara. 253 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,257 Hi! 254 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,721 What's his name? 255 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,725 Beethoven. — stay, stay! 256 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,812 - Down. - Good dog. 257 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,524 - — Sit, sit, sit. Good dog. - Beethoven! 258 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:24,278 We have our work cut out for us, don't we? 259 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:27,364 - — Do you think you could teach him to obey? - Me? 260 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:31,410 Oh, no, my dear. That's my husband's department. 261 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,787 Sgt. Rutledge. 262 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,665 He's a genius with dogs. 263 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,293 He was with the canine corps for years. 264 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:43,213 Why, during the war, he was... 265 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,799 That'll do, Mrs. Rutledge. 266 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:49,428 Dear, this is Beethoven. 267 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:54,308 Children would like you to teach him to obey. 268 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,158 It will be a pleasure. 269 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,671 More coffee, bill? 270 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,341 No, thanks. 271 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:33,430 I was so sorry to hear about you and Susan. 272 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,184 We had our problems. 273 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,735 When's the big day for you and Sharon? 274 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,614 Next month. Small ceremony. 275 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:58,998 I guess you'll be hiring a new secretary, then. 276 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:04,670 You know, this is ridiculous. 277 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:08,632 I've got a meeting with the art director at 1:00. 278 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:11,218 And I need to have that painting. 279 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,095 Is Richard out there? 280 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,764 Richard? Richard. Buddy? 281 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,433 Bill, wait! 282 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,697 What in the hell is that? 283 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,992 Well, bill, I was thinking. 284 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,327 All our cards are for people, right? 285 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,455 From people and to people. 286 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:41,790 Well, they're the ones who buy them. 287 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,084 But what about the people who... 288 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,629 Don't have anyone to send a card to? 289 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,382 I'm listening. 290 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,760 You're missing a whole segment of the public. 291 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:55,304 People who don't have anyone to send a card to... 292 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:58,432 And people who don't have anyone to get a card from. 293 00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,850 Right! 294 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,647 So, Richard was thinking... 295 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,692 I was thinking... 296 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,987 Those people don't have people. 297 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,784 But they do have animals. 298 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,000 This is the first in a line of cards... 299 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:28,003 That people can send themselves... 300 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,047 From their pets! 301 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,759 «dear master: 302 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,886 «I painted you a birthday card 303 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,180 «and it's a real dead ringer 304 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:42,976 «but it's awful hard to paint 'cause I don't have thumbs or fingers» 305 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,617 Okay, I love it! 306 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,786 He loves it! 307 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,455 He loves it! — he loves it? 308 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:16,802 Welcome to the good boy dog obedience school... 309 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:20,973 Where there is no such thing, no, as a bad dog. 310 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,809 Only stubborn ones. 311 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:27,563 When you and your precious pooches leave this class... 312 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,440 You will leave side by side. 313 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:34,820 You, the master, your dog, your faithful servant... 314 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,322 Without leashes. 315 00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:41,410 I expect every dog to pay attention. 316 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,959 Are you a hard case, boy? 317 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:52,129 Is he a hard case? 318 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,673 I don't know. 319 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:59,178 I've been training the canine species for 27 years, son. 320 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:02,347 I think I know an attitude problem when I see one. 321 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:06,518 This is how we handle the hard case, people. Pay attention. 322 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,564 Or, you know, you can have cards pets could send to each other. 323 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:13,734 You know, like a dog could send a cat a get well soon card. 324 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,903 Or love letters for rabbits. 325 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:18,238 Happy groundhog day cards, bill. 326 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:20,741 Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. 327 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:27,873 Okay, that's brilliant. We need to have our lawyers talk on Monday. 328 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,584 We got a percentage deal to work out. 329 00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,171 Ciao, baby! 330 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,881 - Ciao. - Ciao. 331 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:47,768 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah! 332 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:53,106 Say my name, say my name! — Richard! 333 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,193 That's a step in the right direction. 334 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,780 And the amazing thing is, I owe it all to Beethoven. 335 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,578 This is an obstacle course. 336 00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:10,916 When I'm finished with your dogs, they'll be able to negotiate this course... 337 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:12,125 Automatically! 338 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:15,587 It may seem difficult at first, but don't give up. 339 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,923 You are the master. 340 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,175 Your dog must obey. 341 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,511 Over! 342 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,222 This is one of the commands that you'll be learning. 343 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,849 Our friend here just doesn't know it yet. 344 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:30,269 Not too smart, are you, pal? 345 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,397 Okay, pal, I guess we're going to do this the hard way. 346 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,984 - — Go! Go on, Beethoven! - Students, one last thing: 347 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:41,446 Never let go of the leash. 348 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,532 Over! 349 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,534 Now, what we have—- 350 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,080 wait, wait, wait! 351 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,501 Wait! 352 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:57,796 Stop! Stay, stay! 353 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:01,341 Heel! Roll over! Fetch! 354 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,227 This means war. 355 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:43,902 Reg, can you just put that thing away for once? 356 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,905 Just e-mailing ahead to make sure the pro's ready. 357 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:50,409 Maddy, Simmons has taken Michelangelo to the groomer's. 358 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:52,911 But your feng shui instructor will be here soon. 359 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:56,164 But, mom, dad said he would roller—blade with me today. 360 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:57,666 Honey, she's right. 361 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,293 What the heck is that? 362 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:04,047 Thanks, honey. 363 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:08,969 - — Reg, what are you doing? - I was going roller-blading with maddy. 364 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,345 We're playing tennis. 365 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,181 Madison has a very full schedule, just like we do. 366 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,308 Sweetheart, don't forget. 367 00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:19,187 Your Taiwanese slap-fighting instructor will be here at 4:00. 'Bye! 368 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,297 He was pretty nice about it, actually. 369 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:48,133 - Yeah. He just didn't want to give me my money. 370 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:53,013 You know what? No math grade is worth this humiliation. 371 00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:55,223 I quit. You're on your own. 372 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,944 Hi. Am I too late for class? 373 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:10,238 You just... 374 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,329 - You just missed it. — darn. 375 00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:19,122 Well, is it every week? 376 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:24,002 Yeah. You can sign up over there. 377 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,921 Okay, great. Thanks. 378 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,173 I guess I'll see you next weekend. 379 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,759 Great dog. 380 00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:42,229 Too bad you won't be there. 381 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:46,274 What are you talking about? I love dog training school. 382 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,280 We've got to practice a lot next week. 383 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,407 So Beethoven doesn't do anything stupid. 384 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,327 - Speaking of stupid, you should practice talking. 385 00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,371 - Shut up. - You shut up. 386 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,747 No, you shut up. 387 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,687 - Here we are, Michelangelo. 388 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,065 Time for your lovely bath. Good boy. Out you come. 389 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,776 Time for your beauty treatment. 390 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:34,114 Guillermo. Thank you so much for meeting me halfway. 391 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,075 I had a million things to do and no time to do them. 392 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,868 Is no problem, Simmons. 393 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:42,872 I do anything for you, my burly little muscle dog. 394 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:46,293 You're so brave and big and strong. 395 00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:50,088 You know what you should do? You—- 396 00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:53,675 just the premium wash and wax. No air freshener. 397 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:57,596 Is perfume, not «air freshener.» 398 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:02,976 I'm sorry. I get defensive. It's my own formula. 399 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,811 I call it ck9. 400 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:06,980 Get it? «k9»? 401 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:10,191 I get it for you. You smell yourself. Hold a minute. 402 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,412 Don't make a sound. 403 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:27,125 Give me the leash. — my word. Is this a robbery? 404 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,085 Yeah, that's right. 405 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,880 Come on, pooch. 406 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,676 - Okay, I have two-— mon dieu! 407 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:40,096 Simmons, what has happened to you? 408 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:44,017 That rotten scoundrel, he's stolen Michelangelo. 409 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,439 - Michelangelo! 410 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:52,484 Run! — no, come back! No! Come back! 411 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,944 Come back, you stupid, come here! 412 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,660 I'll bet you this is part of the problem. His collar's too tight. 413 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,870 No, really? 414 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:08,875 - Mustard and onions with relish, mustard and onions... 415 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,759 - Beethoven! - — come back, Beethoven! 416 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,096 Stop, dog, stop! 417 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,599 - Beethoven! 418 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:38,321 My goodness! 419 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,323 - Come back! Come back! 420 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,870 - Beethoven! 421 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,416 Where'd he go? 422 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,135 Wait! 423 00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:09,352 - What's this? 424 00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:18,486 - Come back! Come back! 425 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,238 - Beethoven! 426 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:06,618 Michelangelo! 427 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,335 Michelangelo, stop! 428 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:32,811 Michelangelo! 429 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:34,979 Stop that! 430 00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:37,524 Give up those links, boy. 431 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,235 Your cholesterol will go through the roof. 432 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:44,823 What has got into you? You're being a very naughty boy. 433 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,699 Come along. 434 00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:52,580 Michelangelo, when I get you home, you are grounded. 435 00:38:57,377 --> 00:39:00,004 - Beethoven! - He's got to be here somewhere. 436 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:01,840 Beethoven, where are you? 437 00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:08,888 Beethoven! 438 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,774 Come on, boy. 439 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,281 Beethoven, don't you ever do that again. 440 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:36,040 Michelangelo, that was a stinker. 441 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,592 Egads. 442 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:54,183 Michelangelo! 443 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,810 Smelly! 444 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,773 I told you not to eat those hot dogs. 445 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:03,359 Now you smell like beef by-products. 446 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,282 Appetizer, sir? 447 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,287 Vittles? 448 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:19,709 Come along. Come along. 449 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:26,883 Hello? Michelangelo. Michelangelo! 450 00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:33,097 Are you daydreaming? Come along. 451 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,602 Goodness me. 452 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:40,772 What's gotten into you? You're not yourself at all. 453 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,400 Come along. 454 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:55,328 You can just sit there and use this 15 minutes time—out... 455 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:58,957 To think about how utterly reprehensible... 456 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,792 Your behavior was today. 457 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,336 I'm going to go upstairs, change my trousers... 458 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:05,421 Get this doggy grease off me. 459 00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:06,923 Beefy breath! 460 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,971 And I'm canceling your massage. 461 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:27,735 No! Not on the floor! 462 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:50,258 Come on, Beethoven. 463 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:02,520 - Did you see what hejust did? - No. 464 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:13,156 - Looks great, dad. - — thank you, sweetheart. 465 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:17,618 No, you don't. 466 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:24,500 - He just picked up my napkin. - I told you he was smart. 467 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,919 He folded your napkin. 468 00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:29,130 That's beyond smart. 469 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:30,465 It's weird. 470 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:33,885 - You know what's really weird? 471 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:36,721 I don't think he's drooling anymore. 472 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,807 That's weird. 473 00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:52,528 Is it Thanksgiving? 474 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,655 Of course not, maddy. Why? 475 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,991 Because we're all eating together. 476 00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:00,703 Maddy, that's a good one. 477 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:04,665 But, you know, I think inappropriate. 478 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,545 Say you're sorry, honey. 479 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,380 Sorry, mom. 480 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:16,052 I thought it would be nice for us to have a typical sedgefood family meal. 481 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:21,682 Reg, did I tell you that fur company we picketed closed? 482 00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:24,185 - I know. We owned it. 483 00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:28,272 - How could we? - It's against everything we believe in. 484 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,942 We just acquired it a few years ago. 485 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:36,948 I could have had free furs all this time, and you never told me? 486 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:41,869 - — Martha, you're against fur. - Yeah, now, but I didn't used to be! 487 00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:48,209 De-fatted, unsalted, cholesterol-free... 488 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:51,170 Organic porcine pot roast. 489 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:55,258 Was it free—range? 490 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:57,760 It was a pig, ma'am. 491 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:03,599 I'm not sure how far they'd go if they were given free range. 492 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:07,728 Maybe the semolina, faux meat Patty, Simmons. 493 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:09,814 - As you wish, ma'am. 494 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,315 Sorry. 495 00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:16,529 Michelangelo, would you be so kind as to get that napkin? 496 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:20,950 Michelangelo. Michelangelo, no. 497 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:23,244 Get back! Get back! 498 00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:27,373 Simmons! 499 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,835 That wasn't the bell, was it? 500 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,838 My god. That's going to leave a Mark. 501 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,720 One foot in front of the other. There we go. Steady up. 502 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:45,266 Don't stand there, for heaven's sake! 503 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:48,686 Get the pot roast away from him! He'll break out in hives! 504 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:10,685 Michelangelo... 505 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:14,105 I was having a bad dream. 506 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:16,107 Did I wake you? 507 00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:20,820 Want to come sleep with me? 508 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:22,238 Come on. 509 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,371 Okay! 510 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,041 Let's see who's done their homework. 511 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,169 How about my obstacle course buddy? 512 00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:39,046 Drop the leash, son. 513 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,425 I don't think that's such a good idea, sir. 514 00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:52,059 Last week, due to... 515 00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,729 Circumstances beyond my control... 516 00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:59,066 I was unable to tell you all the commands... 517 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:01,360 You will be learning in this class. 518 00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:03,321 Commands such as... 519 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:05,114 Sit. 520 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,117 Down. 521 00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:11,454 Come. 522 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:13,998 And of course... 523 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:15,833 ."Heel 524 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,628 therefore, in order to test your dog's skills... 525 00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:22,923 My wife, Florence Rutledge, has lovingly designed... 526 00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:24,967 The obstacle course... 527 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:28,387 Which represents real—life situations... 528 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:31,724 You and your canine might actually encounter... 529 00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:33,392 In real life. 530 00:47:33,476 --> 00:47:34,643 The tunnel... 531 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:38,314 One of the more difficult trials in which only one in 100... 532 00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:41,067 Untrained dogs can successfully negotiate. 533 00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:42,985 The a—frame, perhaps... 534 00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:45,738 A dangerous sand dune at the beach. 535 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:47,823 On a busy summer day. 536 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:49,784 Kids screaming everywhere. 537 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:54,413 Can you trust your canine not to bolt into the crowd... 538 00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:57,958 And make off with a 3-year-old kid for lunch? 539 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:01,629 The double—jump, perhaps... 540 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:04,423 Your neighbor's hedge. 541 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:08,094 Over which your dog might have to hurtle to save you from a... 542 00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:10,638 Black cat. 543 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:14,058 It's happened before. The teeter. 544 00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:18,437 A lot like, well, I'm not sure about that one. 545 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:21,565 Florence likes teeters, so she put it in. 546 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,819 And of course, the suspended foam donut. 547 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:28,864 Impossible for amateurs to negotiate without proper training. 548 00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:30,991 Don't even try it. 549 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:33,953 Yes, people, it's not going to happen overnight. 550 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,247 But with a lot of hard work and Patience... 551 00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:39,166 Even a dog who's two bones short of a stew... 552 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:40,835 Will learn to obey. 553 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:41,961 And... 554 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,964 Before this class is over... 555 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:46,507 Big guy... 556 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,717 You will be trained so well... 557 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:51,846 That you will execute each and every obstacle... 558 00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,181 As if it were a walk in the park. 559 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:00,813 I promise you that. 560 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:02,481 Dismissed! 561 00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:13,033 Your attention please to the podium. Thank you. 562 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,495 Ladies... 563 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:19,123 You were invited here today... 564 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:23,794 Because you've been at the forefront in your concern for the environment... 565 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:29,008 And your willingness to embrace new methods of conservation. 566 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:38,058 The idea of drinking toilet water is a new one to be sure. 567 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:41,395 But it's the wave of the future! 568 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:17,640 Come on, ladies, don't be shy. 569 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:20,017 Bottoms up, so to speak. 570 00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:34,907 Stop! 571 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:36,157 Stop! 572 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:39,662 Michelangelo, what are you doing? 573 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:42,623 Stop it, heel! 574 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,085 What are you doing? 575 00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:55,594 Michelangelo, stop! 576 00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:09,024 Oh, no. 577 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:38,262 Come here, madam, you're all wet! 578 00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:48,147 Michelangelo, stay! Heel! 579 00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:50,316 Crikey! 580 00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:53,485 My god! 581 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:56,155 He's having an anxiety attack! 582 00:51:57,489 --> 00:52:00,159 Come here, got you. 583 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,997 That went well, didn't it? Idiot. 584 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:09,918 Shut up, haven't you done enough? Come on. 585 00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:17,885 - You have no idea how traumatic it was, doctor. 586 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:21,388 The deeply buried feelings that dredged up-... 587 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:24,600 I just had a flash. 588 00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:29,772 Do you think I had issues with potty training when I was a child? 589 00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:32,900 Mrs. Sedgwick, would you please sit up? 590 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:35,235 This is Michelangelo's appointment. 591 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:38,530 Of course. 592 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:43,327 I see there's a lot of hostility today. 593 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:47,873 That's just it, doctor. All that hostility, all that acting out. 594 00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:51,001 It's all so sudden. Where is it coming from? 595 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:54,254 - Do you want to know what I think? - Of course. 596 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:57,966 I think Michelangelo is reacting to a lack of affection. 597 00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:00,719 Well, that's ridiculous. 598 00:53:00,803 --> 00:53:03,180 I'm fairly sure my daughter gives him affection. 599 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:06,975 - You're «fairly sure»? - — well, I've seen them together. 600 00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:11,897 Do you give Michelangelo affection? Physical affection. 601 00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:17,069 - — I try to give him his space. - What about your daughter? 602 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:20,864 - Well, I told you, I'm fairly sure-— — no, no. 603 00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:24,827 I mean, do you give your daughter affection? 604 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:32,626 Dr. Brothers, as you pointed out, this is Michelangelo's appointment. 605 00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:37,297 Mrs. Sedgwick, I think the problem is deeper than Michelangelo. 606 00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:41,051 He's merely the first one to exhibit symptoms. 607 00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:50,853 - What are you writing now? - Notes for my new book. 608 00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:55,482 When you people fell out of the stupid tree, you hit every branch on the way down. 609 00:54:03,115 --> 00:54:04,116 Heel. 610 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:06,618 Good boy. 611 00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:14,918 Brennan, look! Can you believe this? 612 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:22,217 I don't know what it is. My dogjust can't seem to learn anything. 613 00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:24,636 I wish he was more like Beethoven. 614 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:28,182 Well, it didn't just happen overnight. 615 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:34,229 You just, you know, gotta keep at it... 616 00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:37,524 And eventually it'll all come together. 617 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,153 You just gotta... 618 00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:45,407 Be patient, mostly, and a lot of hard work and stuff. 619 00:54:47,493 --> 00:54:48,744 Thanks. 620 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:55,793 - Well, I gotta go. - — I gotta go, too. 621 00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:02,674 - 'Bye. - — I guess I'll see you later, then. 622 00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:11,099 - It's just incredible, that's all. - Top student in the class. 623 00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:13,602 A beautiful girl likes me. 624 00:55:13,685 --> 00:55:17,731 - It doesn't work that way in high school. - Are you worried about Beethoven? 625 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,358 Real worried... 626 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:23,195 He'll turn me into such a babe magnet, I won't have time to eat or sleep. 627 00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:25,531 Brennan, I mean it. 628 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:28,116 Beethoven's not the same dog he used to be. 629 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,745 What are you talking about? I mean, all our problems are over. 630 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:34,164 Beethoven's finally learning how to obey. 631 00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:36,917 Mom's cooled off about sending him off to some farm. 632 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,127 My math grades have never been better. 633 00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:42,798 - Brennan, I mean it. - I think he's totally fine, okay? 634 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:45,926 Come on. 635 00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:54,518 Phoebe again. 636 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:57,855 Don't worry about it. Go on, do your stuff, boy. 637 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:10,492 - Beethoven! - Where are you going? 638 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:15,706 - Beethoven! — run, Sara, run! 639 00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:20,252 - Beethoven! - — get back here, you weenie! 640 00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:56,246 Beethoven, I know I haven't always been your biggest fan... 641 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:59,750 But I can see you're working hard to fit in. 642 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:06,173 Honey, do you think he's okay? 643 00:57:07,215 --> 00:57:10,427 - Are you kidding? - If anybody's okay, it's Beethoven. 644 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:13,472 He's not making a mess or chasing the mailman. 645 00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:15,015 He's not even drooling. 646 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:17,976 Sure, 'cause all he does is lie around all day. 647 00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:22,064 Well, then I guess he'sjust civilized. 648 00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:26,234 No! No, see, that's no good. I need him to do something. 649 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,570 - Like what? - I don't know. 650 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:31,156 Anything. I need his inspiration. 651 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,661 Come on, boy. Pee on the rug. 652 00:57:35,744 --> 00:57:37,829 Just like old times. Pee on the rug. 653 00:57:37,913 --> 00:57:42,459 I'm counting on him to give me ideas for this new pet card thing. 654 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:46,713 I'm dying out there, honey. Come on, boy. Come on! 655 00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:51,134 Come on, boy, jump on the couch. Rip up a pillow! 656 00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:53,637 Martha, I don't see what the problem is. 657 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,764 He seems perfectly all right. 658 00:57:55,847 --> 00:57:59,267 - He attacked your personal trainer. - — that's fine with me. 659 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:02,270 The man was making me do leg lifts. 660 00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:06,358 I'm sorry. I just don't see how this concerns us. 661 00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:08,944 I mean, can't the staff handle this? 662 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:12,239 This isn't about the staff. It's about the family. 663 00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:15,993 - I think Madison should be here. - You're absolutely right. 664 00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:20,372 - — Hi, mom. Hi, dad. - Come in, honey. 665 00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:23,709 I would think you'd want to protect your investment. 666 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:28,296 Michelangelo doesn't show anymore, but we could make money putting him out to... 667 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,133 S—t-u—d. 668 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:38,265 Besides, if you recall, we originally bought him as a family pet. 669 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:43,103 All right. 670 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,231 What did Dr. Brothers think that we should do? 671 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:49,484 We have to bring out Michelangelo's inner puppy. 672 00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:52,446 - Good night, nurse. - Reg! 673 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:57,034 All right, fine. How? 674 00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:01,663 - Excuse me? - Run. 675 00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:04,499 Play. Throw old tennis balls. 676 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,960 The things real people do with their real pets. 677 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:09,629 Sounds like fun, doesn't it, boy? 678 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:14,926 - I don't know how to cavort. — well, I don't either. It's pathetic, isn't it? 679 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:21,558 He wants to teach you how to play. Here, dad. Catch. 680 00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:36,114 - 'Bye, dad. - Ham, cheese, pickle on the side. 681 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:39,493 'Bye, dad. 682 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:43,121 Mustard only, lettuce and avocado, sliced apple, three cookies, jell—o... 683 00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:46,041 String cheese, spoon, napkin and a blue ice block. 684 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:47,292 You got it. 685 00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:59,721 - — I guess I'll go to work. - Okay. 686 01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:03,100 - All right. - See ya. 687 01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:08,772 'Bye, Beethoven. 688 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,248 I knew it. 689 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:28,667 She'd never admit it in a million years... 690 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,753 But she misses the slobbering old Beethoven, too. 691 01:00:33,755 --> 01:00:36,758 Well, guess what, buddy. He's coming back. 692 01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:47,269 Just like mama used to make! 693 01:01:23,555 --> 01:01:25,056 Are you okay? 694 01:01:32,606 --> 01:01:35,108 Sorry I brought the book club! 695 01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:42,949 - Come on. Come on. 696 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:58,590 A fragrant bouquet. 697 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:01,551 It's subtle, yet brazen. 698 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,621 Richard, what are you doing? 699 01:02:30,789 --> 01:02:32,207 Nothing. Why? 700 01:02:57,565 --> 01:03:00,819 One, two, three. Hit the deck! 701 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,538 No, you don't! Come back! 702 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,978 Wow, mom. I didn't know you knew how to cook bacon. 703 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:38,606 Well, I'm sad to say there's a lot about me you don't know. 704 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:41,109 Anyway... 705 01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:45,864 - — ...it's not real bacon. - Really? 706 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:48,408 'Cause... 707 01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:55,707 Boy, it sure tastes like the real stuff. 708 01:03:59,711 --> 01:04:01,504 I thought the three of us... 709 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:05,425 Could take Michelangelo and try out the trail by the reservoir. 710 01:04:06,634 --> 01:04:09,387 - Cool. Okay. - That would be cool. 711 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:12,974 Okay. I'll have Simmons bring the car around. 712 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,726 I am here, sir. 713 01:04:16,144 --> 01:04:18,021 Nice job, Simmons. 714 01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:21,775 - Simmons, bring the car around. - — It would make my day, sir. 715 01:04:41,086 --> 01:04:42,837 Nigel, it's me. 716 01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:45,090 Me, you idiot. 717 01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:46,508 Listen to me. 718 01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:49,928 They're going hiking with the dog at the reservoir. 719 01:04:51,346 --> 01:04:53,765 No, not biking. Hiking. 720 01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:56,726 Yes. The dog. Meet me at the reservoir. 721 01:04:56,810 --> 01:04:59,062 Yes, right now, idiot. 722 01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:13,701 I didn't want to dirty any glasses. 723 01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:19,833 - 'Bye, mom. 'Bye, dad. - 'Bye, mom. 'Bye, dad. 724 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:23,002 Guys, wait. Honey, sit down here. 725 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,672 Beethoven and I have something to show you. 726 01:05:29,801 --> 01:05:31,594 - Say good-bye. — what? 727 01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:33,680 Go on. Tel! Beethoven good-bye. 728 01:05:36,224 --> 01:05:37,475 Good-bye. 729 01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:48,987 - I thought he was over that! - — me, too. 730 01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:53,116 Slobber, drool everywhere. Isn't it great? 731 01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:55,869 Ask me again when I dry off. 732 01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:57,579 We were so close! 733 01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:01,458 So close? What do you mean? 734 01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:04,377 Well, we didn't want to tell you till it was over, but... 735 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:08,131 We've been taking Beethoven to obedience school. 736 01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:09,966 - — What? - Yeah. 737 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:14,637 Well, that explains a few things. 738 01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:17,599 But why? Why would you—- 739 01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:19,642 because we wanted to keep him. 740 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:23,271 And we figured if he was acting better, then maybe we could. 741 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,028 Well, you did a good job. 742 01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:33,281 Almost too good. 743 01:06:35,283 --> 01:06:38,077 So, can we keep him? 744 01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:59,474 Okay, he can stay. 745 01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:02,227 - — Yes! - All right! 746 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:05,563 Thanks, mom! Guess what. 747 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:08,733 - — Beethoven's valedictorian of his class. - No kidding? 748 01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:12,320 Hey, where'd he go? 749 01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:19,786 He's drinking from the toilet! 750 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:22,497 He's downing the whole bowl! 751 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:25,291 Keep drinking, boy. I'm gonna get my sketch pad. 752 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:28,586 - — Go get Beethoven out of the bathroom. - Right. 753 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:31,756 That's weird. 754 01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:40,473 All right. Come on. There. 755 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:44,185 Look at him Mark the trail, Martha? Those were the days. 756 01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:48,606 You know, when I was a kid, my dad took us out west in a land yacht. 757 01:07:48,856 --> 01:07:50,650 - What's that? — a motor home. 758 01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:53,486 That sounds like fun. — It was great fun. 759 01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:55,822 How about you, boy? 760 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:59,117 You've never been on vacation in a motor home, have you? 761 01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:12,922 - I don't know if you saw the signs back there, but it clearly said—- 762 01:08:15,383 --> 01:08:18,636 get in the car! Get in the car! Put on your seat belt! 763 01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:21,389 Let's go! Go! 764 01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:24,851 Daddy! 765 01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:28,354 That's horrible! Stop it! 766 01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:30,440 He's got Michelangelo! 767 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:39,365 Yes, it is part of the FBI internship program. 768 01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:42,243 Two buttermilk, two chocolate with rainbow sprinkles... 769 01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:44,871 Fourjelly—filled, and go to krispy kreme. 770 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,457 We get a discount there. Put the box in my car. 771 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:50,043 Yeah, with two coffees. No sugar. 772 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:03,890 The car is registered to someone named Nigel Bigelow. 773 01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:12,065 Nigel. The car is registered to Nigel Bigelow. 774 01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:15,526 It's Nigel Bigelow. 775 01:09:16,694 --> 01:09:18,821 - Right. Whatever. 776 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:24,452 Didn't even bother to remove the plates from the vehicle. 777 01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:26,496 That's pretty sloppy. 778 01:09:26,579 --> 01:09:29,123 Now, the local cops have his apartment staked out. 779 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:32,543 He knows that we made him, since he abandoned his vehicle. 780 01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:35,963 So chances are that he returns there are pretty slim. 781 01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:38,257 All we can do is sit and wait. 782 01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:41,719 I hate to mention this under the circumstances, sir, but... 783 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,597 I do have that doctor's appointment. 784 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:47,100 Absolutely, Simmons. 785 01:09:47,725 --> 01:09:49,769 You've done enough for one day. 786 01:09:49,977 --> 01:09:52,313 I mean, if that's all right with you guys. 787 01:09:52,397 --> 01:09:56,526 Yeah, sure, sure. It's best to keep to a normal routine. 788 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:59,362 We don't think that Bigelow has an accomplice but... 789 01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:01,322 He could be watching the house. 790 01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:02,949 Very good, sir. 791 01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:06,869 Thank you, sir. 792 01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:11,708 Here you are, miss Madison. 793 01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:16,754 Well, cheerio. 794 01:10:44,115 --> 01:10:46,701 Back! Back, dog! Back! Nice dog! 795 01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:49,036 Back in your room. Back in your room. 796 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:53,374 Don't... get... 797 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:04,969 Get back in the room! 798 01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:08,222 Well, Nigel... 799 01:11:08,973 --> 01:11:11,642 I see you have command of the situation, as usual. 800 01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:14,562 - You lied. - You said he weren't a killer. 801 01:11:15,188 --> 01:11:17,774 He's not a killer. You are an oaf. 802 01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:21,652 Whatever. Just get rid of him. — come on, Michelangelo. 803 01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:27,033 - And make sure you lock the door! - What are you doing with the chicken? 804 01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:32,079 Have I told you how much I... 805 01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:35,416 Loathe giving you your kibble morning, noon and night? 806 01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:38,169 No? Well, let me show you. 807 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:44,300 Lunch is served, sir. 808 01:11:50,890 --> 01:11:53,059 That wasn't too difficult, was it? 809 01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:58,147 You can come down now, Nigel. The killer doggie is safely put away. 810 01:11:58,606 --> 01:12:00,817 Yeah, well, that's okay for you... 811 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:04,195 But the bathroom's in there, eventually I'll have to use it. 812 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:05,363 Now listen to me. 813 01:12:05,446 --> 01:12:08,741 If we can get through this without you leaping on the furniture... 814 01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:12,203 Every time the dog decides to behave like a dog... 815 01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:16,916 Then you can go to the bathroom on the afternoon flight to Rio de Janeiro. 816 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,168 Why? 817 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:23,965 Right. Because we're going to Brazil this afternoon. 818 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:26,968 I remember. I packed my maracas. I can use—- 819 01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:29,428 shut up and read this. It's your lines. 820 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:35,560 Glasses. 821 01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:52,326 Come on. 822 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:57,164 - It wasn't me. It was the whoopie. - — phone. 823 01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:35,202 Hello? 824 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:39,582 Hello? 825 01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:40,958 Speak clearly. 826 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:45,588 - Ransom note. - The puppy, you twit! 827 01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:49,216 I have your dog. 828 01:13:50,176 --> 01:13:54,096 Put 250,000 in a plain paper bag... 829 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:58,434 Behind the statue in civic center park. No police. 830 01:13:58,517 --> 01:14:01,604 You have till4:00 «pumm» today. 831 01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:03,648 Pm, you twit! 832 01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:05,858 4:00 P.M., you twit. 833 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,778 250,000 what? 834 01:14:08,945 --> 01:14:12,573 -250,000 dollars. — dollars? 835 01:14:12,657 --> 01:14:15,326 - — Dollars. - By 4:00? 836 01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:26,754 And make it all in unmarked twenty-dollar bills. 837 01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:28,965 I don't know if! Can do that. 838 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:32,093 If you ever want to see that mutt again... 839 01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:35,221 You'll do exactly what I say. 840 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:38,307 No police. No mistakes. 841 01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:41,394 - You put him on the phone. - I want to talk to him. 842 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:50,820 - He's okay. - — all right. Just don't hurt him. 843 01:14:57,994 --> 01:15:00,287 Did you just—- - no. No, I didn't. 844 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:03,165 It was the dog. 4:00 pm. 845 01:15:12,466 --> 01:15:15,094 Where are you going? — I'm going to the bank. 846 01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:17,596 I told him, didn't I? 847 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:21,183 Yes. You were superb. 848 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:25,354 Now, I have to leave. Listen to me. 849 01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:30,651 Are you listening to me? 850 01:15:31,902 --> 01:15:33,654 Yeah, I think. 851 01:15:33,738 --> 01:15:36,991 Don't let him out. 852 01:15:40,077 --> 01:15:41,120 Who? 853 01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:44,915 The dog! 854 01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:53,049 I got it. The dog. I got it. Don't worry. 855 01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:55,509 Don't worry. He's not going anywhere. 856 01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:43,140 - — Look at him. He's so handsome. - Yeah. 857 01:16:45,309 --> 01:16:48,229 Now I know why Brennan was so gung ho about this. 858 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:49,312 She's cute. 859 01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:52,233 I wonder if she's the one doing his math homework. 860 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:54,860 How 'bout this? «dear master: 861 01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:58,114 «it's our anniversary. I see you've raised your cup. 862 01:16:58,322 --> 01:17:01,909 «so I drink a toast to us and will never leave the seat up.» 863 01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:09,185 Be careful, honey. 864 01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:51,518 Is he gonna be all right? He's gonna be all right, isn't he? 865 01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:55,439 Tell me he's going to be all right. 866 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,592 - Congratulations. - — all right. Thank you. 867 01:20:16,603 --> 01:20:18,981 Take a bite of this one. There you go. 868 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:32,202 There he is! That's the thief! 869 01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:34,580 - — Who? - Stay here. 870 01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:49,595 - Reg! Wait! - We're right behind you! 871 01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:23,128 - There he goes. 872 01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:44,650 You gotta quit smoking, pal. 873 01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:56,453 It's empty! There's no money! 874 01:21:57,287 --> 01:22:00,666 This ain't right. Johnny said we was in this together. 875 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:02,918 Why'd he rat me out? 876 01:22:03,168 --> 01:22:04,586 Johnny? 877 01:22:06,964 --> 01:22:08,298 Jonathan Simmons? 878 01:22:25,816 --> 01:22:28,777 Michelangelo. What are you doing here? 879 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:34,450 Good boy. Stay. 880 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:38,871 Stay there. It's all right. Yes. 881 01:22:39,329 --> 01:22:42,040 Good boy. Stay. 882 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:44,960 Stay. 883 01:22:47,045 --> 01:22:48,172 Good boy. 884 01:22:59,016 --> 01:23:01,101 - No. - Well? 885 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:04,354 I put it right here. It's gone! 886 01:23:09,067 --> 01:23:13,447 This class's valedictorian is one in a million. 887 01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:16,241 A champion among canines. 888 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:20,537 Noblest of a noble breed. Beethoven, front and center. 889 01:23:25,918 --> 01:23:29,087 All right, Beethoven! All right! 890 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:34,968 All right. 891 01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:38,555 He reminds me of a dog I knew during the war. 892 01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:41,141 A stalwart pup. 893 01:23:41,475 --> 01:23:44,686 Brave, loyal, true. 894 01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:48,815 And so, without any further ado... 895 01:23:48,899 --> 01:23:51,026 How much more ado can there possibly be? 896 01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:54,863 It is my pleasure to introduce this class's valedictorian... 897 01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:58,492 And an outstanding trouper, Beethoven! 898 01:24:15,008 --> 01:24:16,510 - Get organized. 899 01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:19,012 Stop that! 900 01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:29,273 Watch out! Sit! Down! 901 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:32,526 For gosh sakes, people, you're acting like animals! 902 01:24:32,609 --> 01:24:34,736 Cease and desist! Look out! 903 01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:40,492 At ease! 904 01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:44,079 You little flea bag! 905 01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:51,962 Look out! Help! 906 01:25:10,731 --> 01:25:12,357 Michelangelo! 907 01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:15,652 Where are you, Michelangelo? 908 01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:18,947 Where are you? 909 01:25:34,421 --> 01:25:37,132 - Michelangelo! 910 01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:40,052 - Beethoven! 911 01:25:40,427 --> 01:25:42,304 Where are you going? 912 01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:49,978 Sara, bring me the leash. 913 01:25:52,105 --> 01:25:54,399 - Get your nose out of there! 914 01:25:56,234 --> 01:25:58,612 Dogs, yo u... 915 01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:03,825 Easy. 916 01:26:04,868 --> 01:26:08,830 - Don't ever run away like that. - That was weird. 917 01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,502 FBI, Simmons. Hold it right there. 918 01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:30,936 You got him? Well, excellent work, detectives. 919 01:26:31,561 --> 01:26:34,147 You mean, excellent work, brother. 920 01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,401 Right, brother? Ratted you back. 921 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,949 You always were a selfish, smelly little man. 922 01:26:44,574 --> 01:26:46,868 And I thought we were in this together. 923 01:26:46,993 --> 01:26:48,912 Well, you thought wrong. 924 01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:56,044 Why did you do it? 925 01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:58,755 Do you remember sedgepro 97? 926 01:26:59,965 --> 01:27:01,466 Are you kidding me? 927 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:04,010 It's the only piece of software I ever created. 928 01:27:04,094 --> 01:27:07,931 - That lost millions for our investors. - Of which I was one. 929 01:27:12,144 --> 01:27:13,353 Sorry. 930 01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:23,905 Madison, I'm sure the agents will find him. 931 01:27:25,323 --> 01:27:27,534 You don't even really care. 932 01:27:28,285 --> 01:27:30,495 He's just some investment to you. 933 01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:32,622 I heard you tell daddy. 934 01:27:34,499 --> 01:27:37,836 Michelangelo loves me more than anybody else in the world. 935 01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:41,757 Maybe even more than you. 936 01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:44,593 Madison, that's not true. 937 01:27:51,808 --> 01:27:54,519 It's just that we've forgotten how to show it. 938 01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:17,375 Michelangelo? 939 01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:19,252 Michelangelo! 940 01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:48,073 May I have the leash for him? 941 01:28:51,451 --> 01:28:56,164 «what is it about this dog, » you may ask, «that merits this honor?» 942 01:28:58,625 --> 01:29:03,088 I can sum it up in one word. A: Discipline. 943 01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:06,550 Two: Obedience. 944 01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:16,309 Overlooking any temptations that may pass right in front of his nose. 945 01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:19,896 - Sgt. Rutledge-— - At ease, son. I'm on a roll. 946 01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:21,982 - But I got-— - just-... 947 01:29:23,024 --> 01:29:24,276 Just remember. 948 01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:28,113 Until your dog is properly trained, never... 949 01:29:28,655 --> 01:29:30,866 Let go of the leash. 950 01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,209 Beethoven! 951 01:29:44,129 --> 01:29:47,507 His old self again. What a card this'll make. 952 01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:49,676 That's our dog! 953 01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:51,845 Beethoven!